jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.




Happy Easter everyone!

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*



vanessaannes:

i really need a day between saturday and sunday



thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing




ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf)




sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power



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