It takes courage to stay delicate
in a world this cruel. ❞
when a kpop song is stuck in your head but you don’t know the lyrics to it.
sorry sorry sorry sorry nickel nickel nickel magic nickel nickel nickel banjo banjo banjo banjo baby
that is exactly how that song sounds in my head
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”