Softness is not weakness.
It takes courage to stay delicate
in a world this cruel.

Beau Taplin (via seoguma)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)


kpopular-university:

organicweed:

cheejikoream:

when a kpop song is stuck in your head but you don’t know the lyrics to it.

sorry sorry sorry sorry nickel nickel nickel magic nickel nickel nickel banjo banjo banjo banjo baby

that is exactly how that song sounds in my head



proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero



geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then



babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS



operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”



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