In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power